I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

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"Bob, can you believe this match-up?! Raymoo Hackery, the all-star we’ve known for several seasons of offense … and she’s playing defense! What a draft pick that was! And she’s got her work cut out for her, too. You remember these two, Melissa and Alice? No slouches, either. Alright. Now here’s what they’re up against: Raymoo’s going to be making a lot of lateral moves, but if the offense stays focused, they should be able to cut through some of the more forward passes. But look out! See these circles? Bam, bam, bam, bam. You can get sacked before you even know it. It’s going to be a helluva game, Bob, back to you.”
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Why doesn’t anyone talk about that part in Bee Movie where a swarm of bees save the day by stopping a fucking airplane from crashing.

…Or did I just imagine that part…


tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock guess whos a time bomb 
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